So, what does being Oprah Winfrey get you? Six bedrooms, 14 bathrooms, 10 fireplaces, a gourmet kitchen (because what would Oprah’s house be without a gourmet kitchen?), two theatres (one inside, one outside), a wine cellar, a barn (!), ponds and orchards, a tennis court, a manmade lake stocked with fish, an outdoor entertainment area, and a huge guesthouse with a pool. There is also a teahouse, where Oprah goes to get away from it all (although you would think that any one of her homes could be an escape from the other, or whatever she might call “it all”).